Well, first of all i want to tell you an imaginary story about Isabella.
:)
Hmm, almost everyday we would quarrel and choke both of our throats. Sad but true. Well till one day, she have gone to somewhere far, well to tell you the truth we are not that close but MSN keep us in contact. Even though we fight in facebook and in MSN we are pretty close.
And 2day i have tell her something.......
the best pick up line found in the internet. LOL.
the top 10 pickup lines of all time are....
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? If not i can walk by again.
9. if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u and i together. (background:awhhhhhh~)
8. hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs...well neither do i but its enough to break the ice hi im (name)
7. you turn my software into a hardware. (That is just nasty)
6.I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. (you know i did)
5. if you were my homework i would do u on my table. (nasty just the way i love it,LOL)
4. your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walked into a wall. I'm gonna need your name and number. For insurance reasons. (whats that,you want a pen so that you can give me ya phone no.)
3. the word of the day is legs. why dont we go to ma crib and spread the words.
2. Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. (You know i want to)
and the number one 4 the best pickup lines is........................................................
1. ouch i just bit my lip...could you kiss it to make it feel better ? (thats rite)
(all this dedication goes to the youtube nation, and shane dawson is a genius)
Things i talk to a girl, LOL.
Monday, January 4, 2010
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